If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Linda (Rose Byrne) is trying to juggle work, motherhood, and her own fraying nerves, but her daughter, husband, clients, and colleagues are pushing her closer and closer to the edge — and at home, she is greeted by a gaping hole in the ceiling. Can this chaos still be pulled back under control? Director Mary Bronstein’s dark comedy is a fierce jab at society and a reminder that sometimes the greatest act of heroism is simply making it through another day. Rose Byrne, starring alongside A$AP Rocky, earned a Golden Globe and an Academy Award nomination for her riveting performance.

Film rating Not suitable for audiences under 12

Genre Drama Comedy Thriller

Country / Year / Running time

USA 2025 113 min

Director Mary Bronstein

Screenplay Mary Bronstein

Cinematography Christopher Messina

Cast Rose Byrne, Conan O’Brien, Danielle Macdonald, A$AP Rocky, Ivy Wolk, Lark White, Daniel Zolghadri, Delaney Quinn, Josh Pais, Helen Hong, Ella Beatty